Funny Valentine’s Day quotes and Illustrated photos

Valentine’s Day Humor for the heart. It’s that time of year again and I decided to poke a little fun at Cupid and inspire a few laughs with funny Valentine’s day quotes and illustrated photos. I gave EYD a new face-lift and would love some feedback on the design. You can sign into Facebook or Twitter in my comment section and share your thoughts with friends. I hope you enjoy my Funny Valentine’s Day quotes and Illustrated photos… Peace.

“Here’s to love – the only fire for which there is no insurance.” Unknown

‘”The heart has its reasons that reason does not know.”
Pascal

“Love is being stupid together.”
Paul Valery

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Anonymous

Funny Valentine’s Day quotes and Illustrated photos

“Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.”
Jay Leno

“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?” ~Lily Tomlin

“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine’s cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.” ~Unknown

“Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them… except love them again.” – Anonymous

“Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm, except laughter of the loins?” – Mickey Rooney

“My heart’s in the right place. I know, ‘cuz I hid it there.” – Carrie Fisher

‘Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.’
Thomas Robert Dewar

Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
Author Unknown

“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.” – Woody Allen, Love and Death

“The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.” – Chamfort